MATHEMATICAL

August 25, 2014 8:13 am

me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
8:12 am

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(Source: theawolbrony, via just-rachelamelia)

8:11 am

qualitymeat:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

(Source: iraffiruse, via comfypjpants)

8:11 am

matsuoska:

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TEARS I SHED WHILE DRAWING THIS

THIS WHOLE DRAWING EXPERIENCE WAS SURREAL 

(via captain-americassie)

8:10 am

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via japanese-lace)

August 24, 2014 11:14 am

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

(via japanese-lace)

10:38 am

weloveshortvideos:

Real homies don’t snitch on eachother 

Vine by nick mastodon

(via chlckennugget)

10:38 am 10:38 am 1:46 am

who?
star-lord, man…

(Source: spaceslayer, via nerdbuscus)